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To the Gubmint of the United States:

We God-fearing people of Texas feel that four more year’s of an Obama presedincy would ruin this great county somethin awful. With Bible in one hand and flag in nother we stand firm in our desire to seceed from these United States and form our own competin country.

After the elecshon of 2012 we have sadly found that Amercia has got away from it’s goals of freedom and librety. The Obama presedincy had done shown us enough. He does not stand fer the averge American. He is a closest Socialist and wants to make every Americna on welfare and making forrin babies. We Texans do not stand bythis disgracisticity. We Texas got rifles and we aint afraid to use them, if you know what we mean.

Instead of armed rebellion, we Texans choos to peacefuly seceed from the U.S.A. by signing this here petishion. I urge all good Texans to join us in this God-given right to seceed from a tirranicle gubmint, and fer the U.S. to let us go our seprit way’s.

Yours truly,

Martha MacAllister and Chuck Boone Perkins,

Lead petishioners,

Gutfly, Texas, USA?

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