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Checklist of the Parasites of Fishes of Latvia

Not really about Latvian fishes

Washington Post: A shy young boy, innocent and free of the world’s devastating burdens?

“I didn’t molest him!”

New York Times: A sweet little girl, holding a lollipop and playing hop-scotch?

“I didn’t molest her!”

The Daily Malaysian: A macaque, rough and slightly oily fur; his orange eyes look right into your soul?

“I didn’t molest it!”

Cat Fancy: A weasel, slithering around the bedroom with a contempt for you and your public religiosity, knowing full-well that you are a sick and perverted individual?

“I didn’t molest it!”

South Sudan Shopper: A West Nile mosquito, ready to suck you off and give you a nasty disease?

“I didn’t molest that!”

Geologist Monthly: A piece of granite, its speckled visage impenetrable by mere flesh?

“I didn’t molest it!”

Long Black Things.com: A decomposed turd, hard and black and long?

“I didn’t molest it!”

Airport News: A Boeing 787 Dreamliner, parked at Gate 4?

“I didn’t molest it!”

MLB.com: A picture of David Freese as a little leaguer?

“I didn’t molest him!”

High School Scholar: A well-worn copy of Catcher in the Rye that smells like hamster shavings?

“I didn’t molest it!”

Beverages In Focus: An inviting bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper with the large opening?

“I didn’t molest that!”

New England Getaways: The morning mist over Lake Coccapannoxis in a New England autumn?

“I didn’t molest it!”

The Watchtower: A dress sock deposited in a rain gutter?

“I didn’t molest it!”

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