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Checklist of the Parasites of Fishes of Latvia

Not really about Latvian fishes

A thinking jock's thinking jock

April 1, 2011: Grass on field. I like green grass. Why does green grass get brown sometimes?

April 22: Would baseball be called baseball if it used holes instead of bases and no balls?

April 30: Pujols reads Bibles good. I like God.

May 13: My arm hurts. Journalist asking me about it. They are all fat.

May 19: Bug on back of bus seat. Bug looks hungry. Give him cracker. Too big for him.

May 29: I wish my truck was like Berkman’s truck. His truck is real nice.

June 1: Heinz ketchup is good. Hunt’s is also good. I like hot dogs, but only sometimes.

June 12: Does the Sun go round the Earth? I forgot.

June 25: Why do I get a hard-on when I see Tim Lincecum?

July 3: What if whole team dies in plane crash? What if angel cannot find my body?

July 22: Hispanics like loud music. Sounds like my dog got into the pots and pans.

August 6: Is this the halfway point of the year? Why do we not have six-month years? Or one-month weeks?

August 24: Can’t wait to watch The Expendables again.

August 30: Why is there a West Virginia and not an East Virginia?

September 7: Can I move the gatorade jug with my thoughts?

September 15: I think I want to be called Matthew Holliday from now on.

September 27: Did the Mexicans invent the burrito first, or did the Chinese invent the egg roll first?

October 4: If the moon blew up, would the playoffs be cancelled?

October 5: When I see a butterfly, I want to fly too.

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