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ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI – In a bright and sunny sky, baseball returned to the nation as the Cardinal’s played the Met’s on Opening Day 2011. Teh Cards showed off there new stadium, CitiBank of America Field at Busch Stadium V, a retro-style “cookie-cutter” stadium that was popular back in the 1970’s and 80’s. (The stadium’s name is odd because nobody has drank Busch Beer since 2032.) The pylons and gerders gleamed in the sunlight, almost welcoming the fan’s themselves as they walked on the Hoverwalk thru the stadium’s main gate. Everybody was happy. They expec their team to win. The Cardinal’s finished a disappointing 13th place behind the Tulsa FLASH! last year. This year there roster was upgrated with the picther Mohammed Al-Irani and slugger Justin Bieber III. The Card’s should compete with last years champion the Guadalajara Conchos.

It did not go there way. The Met’s won on a 9th-inning home run by Edith Schuerholz, sponsored by Subway Women’s Lite Beefy Tacos®.

On a side note, for the first time in more than 200 years, the Cardinal’s wont be wearing red. They have switched to purple and gold. Despite outcries from the last 400 white people living in St. Louis, the new colors reflect a marketing decision to attract the majority hispanic and asian population of the city.

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